Definitely take it easy for awhile. I had some pain during the procedure too. He stuck several needles in to deaden, but I guess it doesn't get everything.

Wife did hers - nobody messed w my nuts thankfully

The first thing they do is give you a shot right in the sack.

First thing they did with me was dump a 5 gallon bucket of ice water on my junk...

Don't come near my package with a knife in your hand.

I may have already mentioned this before, but any guy thinking about doing this should read up on spermatocele.

Update? Hope you survived.

Sorry, didn't see the update.

Yeah I survived fine. No pain or anything today

Used Dr Steven’s at Urology Associates in Mobile at Providence Hospital. Don’t really remember anything particularly painful about the procedure or recovery. Sat around a day or so and took it easy another day. Never had any issues afterward. Three kids from 2 marriages was plenty for me. I’ll be 59 when my youngest graduates. That was plenty. Did my part for the white race plus one.

Taste the pea-ness

I have wondered why the doc doesn't give the propofol, like for a colonoscopy. It would be twilight for a few minutes and then wake up and done. I wish it would have been for me.

If the Dr. had given me Propofol during mine then he wouldn't have heard about my elk hunting trip in AZ and I wouldn't have heard about his Stag and dove hunt in Argentina. It went by quickly for both of us.

Mine didn’t even take long enough to have a conversation. The Valium they gave me had me feeling like I’d drank a case of beer before I walked in there though. There was a little black gal helping the doc and after he finished up and left she brought in my post op instructions and the sample cup that I’ve gotta take back up there in a couple months. But she said I had to leave the specimen within 30 mins of dropping it off and my high self went “30 mins??? I live an hour away from here, I’m gonna have to jack off in the truck”

T wife had an emergency section with our first born. Lord willing we have another in which wife is wanting a repeat C/Section. I told her hey you know what this means...means no snippy snippy for myself! lol

This is where you get your wife to help. I played the "I did this for you so you can at least help me with this" card. It worked too. Be scouting a nice quiet place between your house and the office.

Think it’ll still be a viable sample if she spits it in the cup?

I didn't know about shaving the boys first. When I got there a good looking young nurse came in and said to drop 'em. Then she went to hacking at that fur like a butcher! I was horrified at the way she was slinging that razor! I think I had a horrific look on my face because she started laughing. I wasn't even doped up yet.

That Valium is incredible. My wife was in the room when the nurse told me to take my clothes off and put the robe on. Of course I was high as the grocery bill so I responded "at least buy me dinner and tell me I got pretty eyes first!" Wife was embarrassed. The nurse laughed and told me to lie back in the table. She inspected my shave job and said it was sufficient. She then grabbed my pecker and said "Im just gonna tape this up out of the way." I responded with "You better get some more tape!" My wife then said she was out and went to leave the room. The nurse giggled and said "naw I think I got enough tape for the job." Yeah the wife was cackling after she said that and walked out.

Absolutely hilarious! Be will to bet that be the first time you told her to spit that out!