That Valium is incredible. My wife was in the room when the nurse told me to take my clothes off and put the robe on. Of course I was high as the grocery bill so I responded "at least buy me dinner and tell me I got pretty eyes first!" Wife was embarrassed. The nurse laughed and told me to lie back in the table. She inspected my shave job and said it was sufficient. She then grabbed my pecker and said "Im just gonna tape this up out of the way." I responded with "You better get some more tape!" My wife then said she was out and went to leave the room. The nurse giggled and said "naw I think I got enough tape for the job." Yeah the wife was cackling after she said that and walked out.