A USPS employee calls the Suicide Prevention Hotline about to kill themselves.
They are upset because they keep getting customer complaints that never stop.
It pushed them over the edge.
So the USPS employee called the hotline and explained the situation.
The suicide expert explained that they have a form to fill out and that it must be sent through the mail.
BANG!.


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