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Posting For Skinny #4277982
01/31/25 12:36 PM
01/31/25 12:36 PM
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Fosters, Alabama, USA
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He wants ya’ll to figure out what this means:

[Linked Image]

I believe it means this:

[Linked Image]


"I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it." Captain Woodrow F. Call
Re: Posting For Skinny [Re: Shaw] #4277985
01/31/25 12:40 PM
01/31/25 12:40 PM
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"Shot, Cream, Caramel Dream"
(A Coffee Rap Anthem)

[Intro]
Yeahhh, wake up, wake up,
Feelin’ kinda slow, need a pick-me-up cup.
Got three lil’ pods sittin’ on the scene,
Time to mix it up, caffeine supreme!

[Verse 1]
First up, Silk, smooth like a breeze,
Oat milk flowin’, bringin’ that ease.
Says, “Take it light, keep it clean,
No dairy here, just plant-based dream.”

Then Delight steps in with a caramel drip,
Golden and sweet with that sugar-flip.
Says, “I bring the flavor, that café feel,
Turn that plain ol’ joe to a caramel deal.”

[Chorus]
Shot, cream, caramel dream,
Mix it all up, fuel up the team.
One’s real smooth, one’s sweet as can be,
And one’s got the kick like a rocket for me!

[Verse 2]
Then Stōk rolls up like, “Hold up, wait,
40mg, man, I'm takin’ first place!”
Says, “Y’all play nice, but I bring the fight,
One little sip, got you seein’ the light!”

Poured ‘em all in, gave it a swirl,
Took one sip, now I’m spinnin’ the world.
Heart beat jumpin’, mind unlocked,
Now I’m powered up, tickin’ like a clock!

[Chorus]
Shot, cream, caramel dream,
Mix it all up, fuel up the team.
One’s real smooth, one’s sweet as can be,
And one’s got the kick like a rocket for me!

[Bridge]
From the breakroom to the streets, I’m wired,
Feelin’ so good, man, never been tired.
Boss walks in, says, “Man, you alright?”
I just moonwalk, dancin’ outta sight!

[Outro]
So if your eyes droop and your head’s in the fog,
Hit up the trio, shake off that grog.
Shot, cream, caramel dream,
Now I’m wide awake—know what I mean?!


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For what it is worth: I still agree with me!
A big man will stand up for himself; a great man will stand up for others.
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Re: Posting For Skinny [Re: Shaw] #4277987
01/31/25 12:41 PM
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Here are 10 fun and coffee-themed pickup lines inspired by the picture:

"Are you a Stōk espresso shot? Because one look at you, and my heart is already racing."

"You must be made of oat creamer, because you're smooth, sweet, and way better than the rest."

"Are you caramel macchiato? ‘Cause you just added some serious flavor to my night."

"You and I would be the perfect blend—strong, smooth, and just the right amount of sweet."

"Like this Stōk shot, you just gave me an instant energy boost… and now I’m wide awake for you."

"Are you International Delight? Because I feel like I’ve just been transported to paradise."

"I don’t need caffeine to stay up all night… but if you’re down, I’d love to sip on something together."

"Like oat creamer, I may not be your first choice, but give me a shot, and you won’t regret it."

"This bar might serve drinks, but you’re the real reason I’m feeling buzzed."

"Are you a coffee mix? Because you’ve got me stirred up and craving more."


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For what it is worth: I still agree with me!
A big man will stand up for himself; a great man will stand up for others.
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Re: Posting For Skinny [Re: Shaw] #4277989
01/31/25 12:43 PM
01/31/25 12:43 PM
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"Fueled Up & Buck Down"
(A Hunting Anthem)

[Verse 1]
4AM, alarm clock rings,
Boots on the floor, grab my camo and things.
Steppin’ out the door, still half asleep,
But I got a giant buck that I’m tryin’ to meet.

[Pre-Chorus]
Cold stand, long wait, no time to snooze,
Need a little somethin’ just to shake off the blues.
Reach in my pack, what do I see?
Three little pods starin’ back at me.

[Chorus]
Shot, cream, caramel dream,
Mixed ‘em all up, now I’m locked on the scene.
Eyes wide open, hands stay steady,
That big ol’ buck? Boy, I’m ready!

[Verse 2]
Silk oat creamer, smooth and light,
Kept my nerves calm when he stepped in sight.
Caramel macchiato, sweet and bold,
Kept me patient while the hunt unfold.

[Pre-Chorus]
Then Stōk kicked in, gave me that drive,
Heart beatin’ fast, but I’m feelin’ alive.
Drew back slow, let the arrow fly,
Watched that buck drop under moonlit sky!

[Chorus]
Shot, cream, caramel dream,
Mixed ‘em all up, now I’m locked on the scene.
Eyes wide open, hands stay steady,
That big ol’ buck? Boy, I’m ready!

[Bridge]
Tagged him out, took a knee,
Whispered, “Thank you,” to that ol’ oak tree.
Without my coffee, wouldn’t stand a chance,
Would’ve been asleep in my tree stand!

[Outro]
So if you're out there, chasin’ the dream,
Don’t forget that caffeine team.
Shot, cream, caramel dream,
That’s how I bagged my twelve-point king!


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For what it is worth: I still agree with me!
A big man will stand up for himself; a great man will stand up for others.
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Re: Posting For Skinny [Re: Shaw] #4277990
01/31/25 12:44 PM
01/31/25 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Shaw
He wants ya’ll to figure out what this means.

It means he drinks coffee like a teenage girl



I'm kidding, I will flat out destroy a bottle of that Caramel Macchiato creamer if I'm not careful


There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world:

1. All Politicians Are Liars
2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement
3. Taxation Is Theft
Re: Posting For Skinny [Re: Shaw] #4277992
01/31/25 12:46 PM
01/31/25 12:46 PM
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Conecuh county
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Once upon a time in a bustling coffee shop, three tiny packets lay on the counter, each with its own story to tell. The first packet was Silk Oat Creamer, flavored with the comforting taste of oatmeal cookie. It had been chosen by Skinny, a young writer who loved to start his mornings with a cozy, nostalgic flavor that reminded him of home-baked treats from his childhood.

Next to it was the International Delight Caramel Macchiato creamer, its vibrant orange lid shining like a beacon. This packet belonged to Shaw, a barista who worked long hours and found solace in the rich, sweet caramel taste that mirrored the warmth he provided to his customers with every cup of coffee he served.

The third packet, a bold yellow one labeled Stok Espresso Shot, was the choice of Outback, a busy entrepreneur who was always on the move. He needed that extra kick of caffeine to keep his mind sharp and his energy high as he navigated through meetings and pitches. The strong espresso shot was his secret weapon, his little boost of power in a compact package.

As the morning rush began, these three packets were torn open, their contents mixed into steaming cups of coffee, each adding a unique touch to the daily brew of their owners. They might have been small, but in that coffee shop, they played big roles in the daily rituals of Skinny, Shaw, and Outback, bringing comfort, sweetness, and energy to start another day in the city.

Last edited by hallb; 01/31/25 12:49 PM.
Re: Posting For Skinny [Re: Shaw] #4277995
01/31/25 12:55 PM
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Can we have the old Aldeer back ?

Re: Posting For Skinny [Re: Shaw] #4278004
01/31/25 01:12 PM
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Ourtown, AL
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We’re not dead. We just smell that way. Dayum. - AC870

Yessir! I’m always gonna shoot what makes me happy and I want everyone else to do the same! If you shoot one be proud of it and don’t worry what anyone else thinks. - SJ22
Re: Posting For Skinny [Re: Shaw] #4278012
01/31/25 01:28 PM
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He does not drink his coffee like a man, black.

Re: Posting For Skinny [Re: Shaw] #4278016
01/31/25 01:36 PM
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Montgomery, Alabama
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Puts sugar in his cornbread!
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Yup.


It be's that way sometimes.

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Re: Posting For Skinny [Re: Shaw] #4278020
01/31/25 01:38 PM
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I drink my coffee black. But I do love those coffee flavored milk shakes.

Re: Posting For Skinny [Re: Shaw] #4278021
01/31/25 01:39 PM
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If Stok and Silk had a baby it would be caramel colored

Re: Posting For Skinny [Re: Shaw] #4278031
01/31/25 01:58 PM
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What in tarnation ok I’ll take a stab he mainlines k cups instead of a traditional brew?


We Just Know What Works For Us
Re: Posting For Skinny [Re: Shaw] #4278032
01/31/25 01:58 PM
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He uses weird lube

Re: Posting For Skinny [Re: Tree Dweller] #4278046
01/31/25 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Tree Dweller
Can we have the old Aldeer back ?

Yes one without 10 threads a week about how terrible the hunting is in Bama, and how we have NO deer and need MORE regulations 😏


Do not regret growing older, it's a privilege denied to many!

Re: Posting For Skinny [Re: Shaw] #4278048
01/31/25 02:42 PM
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I'm interested in the Oatmeal Cookie though


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Re: Posting For Skinny [Re: James] #4278050
01/31/25 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by James
Originally Posted by Tree Dweller
Can we have the old Aldeer back ?

Yes one without 10 threads a week about how terrible the hunting is in Bama, and how we have NO deer and need MORE regulations 😏

I approve this message.


The true mark of a man is not how he conducts himself during times of prosperity, but how he conducts himself during times of adversity.
Re: Posting For Skinny [Re: James] #4278052
01/31/25 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by James
Originally Posted by Tree Dweller
Can we have the old Aldeer back ?

Yes one without 10 threads a DAY about how terrible the hunting is in Bama, and how we have NO deer and need MORE regulations 😏


beers That’s a fact jack


We’re not dead. We just smell that way. Dayum. - AC870

Yessir! I’m always gonna shoot what makes me happy and I want everyone else to do the same! If you shoot one be proud of it and don’t worry what anyone else thinks. - SJ22
Re: Posting For Skinny [Re: Tree Dweller] #4278055
01/31/25 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Tree Dweller
Can we have the old Aldeer back ?

Or we could have a topic about AI.


My opinions and comments are my own. They do not reflect the position or political opinions of Aldeer or any of the Aldeer administration.
Re: Posting For Skinny [Re: James] #4278056
01/31/25 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by James
Originally Posted by Tree Dweller
Can we have the old Aldeer back ?

Yes one without 10 threads a week about how terrible the hunting is in Bama, and how we have NO deer and need MORE regulations 😏

It's just about to the point of becoming ridiculous God forbid you don't think anything need changing and are seeing a growth in your heard then you will be accused of hunting with Chuck Sykes for some stupid reason rofl


Keep your booger hooker off the bang switch.
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