Gotta love those TV commercials though.
Ask your doctor if (unnecessaryRX) is right for you.
Side effects include rectal bleeding, infection of the perineum (skin between the anus and genitals) black lung disease, sudden projectile diarrhea, swelling of breasts, brain bleeds, uninary tract infections, unexpected ejaculations, blindness, paralysis and/or suffering from long painful death.
Do not take (unnecessaryRX) if you're allergic to (unnecessaryRX).