It's all in good fun just make sure ya got thick skin is what I was told!

You turkey hunters are as silly as a gaggle of geese.

Though it won't totally come to me, I'm reminded about some old saying...something about a pot and a kettle.

I think I know what you mean. Heres an illustration so YEKRUT can understand.





YEKRUT Im sorry man, weve derailed the piss outta your thread.

All the turkey forum threads get derailed in the off season, there's not enough activity here to keep more than one going seems like so one thread will kinda collect all the turkey traffic. I'm just glad there are a few people posting on the turkey forum.
I was just thinking yesterday about 8-9 weeks and we'll start seeing some red maples come out and then some elms about ten days later. Few days after that poplars will bud out and it will be time for turkeys to start gobbling.
Now this thread is really derailed.

Start gobbling? They were gobbling as of 2 weeks ago at out club. It makes deer hunting really had when they are making all that noise

Yall are sure making me want to stay off the water this spring and see what the fuss is all about. I want to go and let my buddy call me one up and kill it and be done with it just to say i did. I spend enough time and $$ in the woods on deer so im not going to make a habit out of it. How do yall think that will work out for me?

Being on the water during the spring is for SUCKERS! Been there, done that, fought the Kevin VanDam wannabe dumb arses, and got the t-shirt. Why in the world somebody would want to be fishing during the spring these days with all of the stupid arse tournament crap instead of being ALONE (other than the Lord or a good pal of course) in the tranquil, beautiful spring woods is absolutley BEYOND me.

Well i saltwater fish mostly so theres that. Plenty of idiots out there to though. I guess I feel about flounder like you do about turkeys. Nothing on this planet makes me as happy as an icechest full of door mats. Whether gigged or caught.

Ah...I see. That's little more understandable then....a lot more room to spread out and if there is succulent table fare involved (love me some flounder!) then you get a pass....a little bit.

Dont listen to him.

Dont start turkey hunting, you one day will regret it. In fact I dont think im going this year.

Can I have your turkey stuff when you quit?

Is it sorta like "Im gonna try meth once just to see what its like"

more like herione than meth

Not going turkey hunting.....having a signature about how much you love your wife.....can't put my finger on what it is, but something is bad wrong with you pal.

Yea, my wife did that one day when I stayed logged on. I just havent changed it. Perhaps she has just assumed my screen name on occasions. I dont remember writing that.



I might need it one day when I have a relapse. Ever junkie has a relapse right.

Seriously, I hope they change my schedule at work before then, I will be a mad man trying to work 60 hours ever week and hunt ever day available. I already told them dont be surprised if I use 30 hrs of vacation during turkey season if they dont change it.

Stay on the water. We don't need any more turkey hunters. We can manage it just fine.

And thats the other thing, yall turkey hunters are selfish bastards. Even if its on land yall will never get to hunt yall dont want anyone else to either.

There aint no turkeys in Alabama. Keep chasing them doormats

I'm a rookie at all this, but as I understand it....there are good turkey hatches and bad turkey hatches. Things go in cycles so a man has to do what he can to ensure he has some turkeys to hunt even in the down times. I think the Lord will passover selfishness in this particular instance....this is some serious stuff.