Is that what they call it these days? Sorry you kinda asked for that one.

Lift his windshield wipers up and smear lithium grease on them then carefully lower them back into place

Haha keep em coming

Dang he didn't ask how you could kill someone. Please don't do this.

thats just wrong!!


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Dog poo under truck door handle or smeared heavily on the exhaust.

It makes a heck of a mess

There is dye used to put in big tanks used to spray lawns, I bought a quart of it 3 years ago, used it once and threw it away bc it got all over everything. I still get the crap on me to this day and I haven't had it on my truck in 3 years. You could pour it in gloves or boots and they'd have blue feet or hands for at least a week. You don't wash that stuff off, it wears off

Post his vehicle on craigslist for an unreal price and put call between 1-5 am.

I got a hold of my wife's phone and changed my name to someone else in her contacts. That way I could send her a text and it would show up as them instead of me. I started sending her all kinds of crazy texts. When I got home she was all wound up saying, "you won't believe what so and so has been saying to me today".

Text him and tell him bestbuy is giving away 25 65" Samsung LED tv's to first 25 people to come in with last name starting with ( whatever his does)
You will get him out early and all excited(they want tell you this over the phone you have to be there in person)
Then when he calls and says "man you are full of crap" ask him if he wouldn't mind picking you up Red Dawn on blue ray

when I was a game warden at Ft McClellan we had a guy from Jersey who was one of those not scared of anything types, there was a place on the backside of Pelham range where there were alot of people coming through the fence, someone had hit a deer so we took the guts and blood of the deer and then took some clothes. We drove out to that site, stuffed the clothes with straw and tore them some, poured the blood and guts all over the road/path and then parked our truck out sight. We had the desk sergeant send him out to the area with the report of shots fired, needless to say he was not the big brave guy he claimed to be.

Run an ad for shelled pecans for 1.25/lb. every senior citizen in the county will call him.

All you got to do is give TC his number..That damn pervert will have all kinda queers sending him messages in about 3 minutes...Sonofabitch!!

If he is the type of guy to use a body wash then some food coloring or clothing dye that is close to the same color of the body wash will do the trick.The true pleasure of this is that he will be the one that dyes himself.

It takes some doing but I pulled one on a buddy one time.You go out and buy a remote like his t.v remote or program one to fit his t.v .Then when he watches t.v if there is a way to see his t.v from outside of the house you can change the channels.He will lose his friggin mind fighting with the t.v.

If he is an auburn fan, get some glophosate and write ROLL TIDE in his lawn in 3 foot letters.

Don't know why I didn't think of this earlier, get an "annoyatron"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_BQb2Kr8fo


There was a thread on another board a year or so ago about a guy putting one in a guys office at work and over the course of 3 weeks he lost his damn mind. Went to the doctor for hearing tests and wound up on meds over it. It was freaking hilarious. It does intermittent random sounds like a cricket or tiny high pitched beeps that you cant pinpoint the location of. Its really cheap and if you can get one in his truck or office would be awesome. Do some research on it, hilarious prank device.

^^^^ that thing should be outlawed...... I want one!!!!

A couple months ago during hunting season my neighbor stayed at the hunting club all the time..I got a call from his home and was told that half of the bed was cold. So being a good neighbor I warmed it up a little. You know just trying to do my part to keep his conservation efforts up. He was successful this year and harvested a couple good bucks. The other day, he told me his wife and him were the happiest they had been in a long time. I just smiled. I told him congradulations on the bucks.