Talk about a train that done run off the tracks...

...this one sure has!

Wonder where poachers at?He may not show his face round here anymore after admitting to that.

Probably in a time out.

^^^^^ROFL

Poachers is here. Have no Internet access at my house. Some of your statements were a bit harsh, but I have thick skin so I really don't give a $@&$. I have two children under 2 yrs old, old lady stays stressed out changing diapers and dealing with fussy baby's all day, while im a work. So don't judge me. You don't know all the circumstances.

10-4. Marriage is give and take, but it's 50-50.

My wife had 3 children in 34 months and I still got to hunt. Did it cut my time down some while I helped with the kids? Sure but there were times she begged me to go hunting just to get me out of the house. lol.

"old lady" ?????
Son, it's called mutual respect. Even you saying that here shows you may be lacking. I would never refer to my wife as that. Seriously, I would advise some counselling for both of you, this is going to end in divorce with two kids that suffer.
Just take it as advice from someone a little further down the road than you are. I'm not trying to badger you, just give you some advice.

My wife gets stressed dealing with our little boy sometimes too.Hes almost 2 years old and is a handful so I know what your saying.With that said I do my part when I get home from work everyday too.Everything is 50/50 in our relationship.When we get a chance to get out and go somewhere without the kids we do.It will keep the relationship healthy to just leave the kids once and a while and just get out.She knows when I wanna go hunting I go unless we got sick kids.My family comes before anything.But family is suppose to be based on compromise.Sounds to me compromise got kicked in the ass out the front door and dictatorship moved in.

My kids are grown now, but yes,, at one time they wore diapers, got sick, and could get fussy.

You're just going through what a lot of us on here have already been through. Cept the Dictatorship in your house. As ole Barney Fife would say,,, "Nip it in the Bud!!"

If not 50-50 close 60-40, but not 95-5 or 100-0. It's like dancing, someone needs to lead but ya gotta work together. On some dances you get to lead on other dances she gets to. Working as a team for good/happy marriage,good example for the kids.

I'll be daggum......lil sob IS standing on the couch... Can't believe I missed that or that nobody pointed it out sooner..

This is the funniest thing Ive read in a loooong time.

Based on what has been written in the past...are ya'll sure that's not Shaw?

Is he on a step stool?

"old lady" is just a figure of speech. I went on forty plus hunts this year. Its not like i dont get to hunt. On the other hand its not worth going if she doesnt want me to in her heart. She needs my help alot. So if she wants me to stay home i will, its not worth the flak i catch to just go anyway.
Like i said you guys dont know all the circumstances. She has had a rough life. Her mother is a meth addict. Among many other things.

Like some of you said 50/50. Its not all about me. And i will go above and beyond for my wife and babies. I will thank most of you for the advise. Except burbank. All i have to say to you is $&@$ you

Matt

LMAO@The burbank comment.

We are not letting that woman back on here. We ended up getting separated after that debacle for almost 2 years. I will admit that I had a blast during those two years. But it took that for her to be properly trained. We are now happily married, going on #26. All these goobers on here made me look good in the long run. My avatar is me looking for Ms. Muzzie because she is so far up my a$$ now.

And, if she reads this, my a$$ will back in a crack again. She is certainly not short on words of wisdom. I would have to get permission from Skinny to release on this bunch, especially some of the new guys. Instead of "Release the Krackin", it would be "Release the $%itch with a PHD in Human Behavior". Careful what you wish for, seriously. She is retired now except for teaching a couple classes at college, so she has way too much time on her hands and I would like to be able to turkey hunt this year.

Dang Muzzie, what are the cliffs notes version of this story??

In a nutshell, I had invited some of these 5 aldeer members to come down for a hog hunt before deer season kicked in. I forgot and left my computer logged on to aldeer. When I returned home from a trip that she didn't want me to take anyway, she had burned up one computer and was pecking away on a laptop. I think she passed 500 post in the first day. How the hell do you think I got to be 12 point. She counsels folks all the time anyways, and it was one big group therapy. I'm not sure how many aldeer members never returned after that one but I know she left a mark on few a$$es, including mine.