First, we are not a turkey club and never have been but we seem to have a lot of birds. We are s serious trophy club for white tail deers. Our president been sayin to destroy hen nests if found cause they attract yotes and bobcats that spook the bucks. Whats the best way to find a nest and can dogs be trained to hunt up a nest?

You win. Dumbest post ever.

You'll last about another 10 minutes here.

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I can help get ride of some of the birds!!

What club is this again?

Just give me directions and I'll take care of them aggravating ass birds for you.

What???????

Bahahaha

Oh boy

It's also good to go out in the summer and shoot all fawns and pregnant does you see. They draw coyotes from miles around so if you want to protect your "whitetail deers," better thin out the pregnant does and fawns

Posts like this make me rethink my stance on child abuse. Kids these days don't have a clue.

He's just trolling and looks like he's caught several right in the corner of the mouth.

He is in Bham, think we ought to troll on down there and give him a visit?

Well I don't agree with our club president he was asking the other day about this so I thought I would ask the turkey hunters. I have had them turkeys mess me up on stalkin deer more than once but never by a yote or a bobcat so don't make sense to me either.

I have some TSS loads in the making that can fix your problem.

That is the dumbest thing I've heard in all my life! People like this ruin the perspective on hunters. That shouldn't even be legal. If I was the land owner and found out this was really yalls perspective nobody involved would step foot on my property again and hopefully I could restrain myself. Hopefully this is a joke

I only be turkey hunting 2 times in my life, and never post over here, but reading crap like that makes me MAD !! I trap coyotes all the time and this is the stupidest post ive ever saw!

Trolling....trolling...trolling

hey wild bill, ask your president if he's ever considered catching and releasing raccoons on the property

Whild bill don't let these guys give you too hard a time they're just yanking your chain for the most part.
There are specialized techniques for finding turkey nests but the way to do it is to relocate them and not destroy them. I'm sure your president wouldn't have any problem with relocating them to another piece of property where they don't mind having turkeys.
I'll be glad to help you with the problem. Nesting season will begin around mid march and usually lasts all the way thru April. I can come down one weekend and look things over and if it looks like you're gonna have a bad problem with nests I can arrange to come down and spend a couple days finding them as long as you can arrange lodging for me.
Hope I can be of help. Here's a good nest I found and relocated last year.


Pm me if you need any more information.

can not belive he even posted that on here

CM1975: Why? we don't coon hunt. It puts too much pressure on the deer and then they become knockturnal and harder to kill during the day. Way back when we stsrted the club they had a turket season during deer season in Coosa County and he been complainin about them ever sinse they stopped the turkeys in deer season. Is there something you can plant that would make them not want to eat and move on?

Plant chufa!!! They will run for their lives....

You fish often Wild Bill?

Yeah, the best thing you could do would be get down there this weekend and plant a couple chufa patches and then PM Brent and let him relocate the ones the chufa doesn't run off.

Somebody should knock your president in the head with a yekrut stick.

I live less than an hour from coosa cnty and will be glad to help rid you of the nuisance bearded sobs. I'm sure I could find some more volunteers around here to join me. Just send me directions and drop a key in the mail and I'll be glad to help.

And this is why condoms were invented....

Nocturnal is spelled like I just did. Knock means to tap, hit, or pat on something. Let's use it in a sentence. If you screw with a turkey nest in any way, I know several people, including a preacher, that will KNOCK your ass out!

I sure hope this guy is using braided line. Ya'll are tearing the drag out.

He didn't fool anyone.

Nope. Just somebody that should probably be working. Oh, wait, what am I doing??

Intentionally breaking up turkey nests is biologically retarded. I sure hope this is a fishing attempt and not for real.

Do y'all shoot all of your deer fawns in august so that they don't draw in predators?

I was just repeating what our president was talking about. Gosh, I didn't mean to make folks angry but as a serious trophy deer club we are trying to find out how to get rid of turkeys because they is always boogering up our deer hunting somehow. Doeman, we only shoot 6 year old bucks and older unless a kid is down then he/she can shoot whatever. If yall know of any ways to get turkeys off the property is what we aim to do. Relocation was suggested and that seems like a good idea but lots of work?

Have you guys seriously thought about selling some turkey only memberships. You will get rid of some of the birds and make a little extra money for your club.

Destroying hens nest just isnt right and could be detrimental to them. There really is no sense in trying to kill or run off all your turkeys, they is no way you could convince me or anyone else that turkeys make your deer hunting harder.

I will come kill the gobblers. Coosa county is my back yard. You are gonna have to get Yekrut to come kill the hens though. That is his specialty.

A true "trofee" hunter should know a dang turkey ain't gonna mess up a deer hunt. If you are spooking them and they're making a lot of noise getting out of there then quit moving. I've never seen or heard them make a ton of noise because of hunters orange unless I've surprised them somehow. Most of the time they see it from a long distance, putt a few times and walk away or around me. I'm still really hoping this is a joke.
Relocating a nest?? Seriously?? Brent was joking about that other than he'd make some disappear. You can't relocate a nest, except to an incubator, then you'll have tame turkeys. If you're gonna do that, at least put them in the frying pan and make some biscuits. Still hurts your property and those around you.
Your gonna have to find another excuse for not shooting those 6 yr. olds y'all like to kill, like pressure, or they just lay on their butts all day, or your neighbors putting out truckloads of corn. My guess is, if you're really ignorant enough to think turkeys are the reason, you really just don't have or know what it takes to kill an old deer, so blind luck is gonna be your best bet!

I bet this guys president has bought 575 duzen arras also. IDOT.

Wild bill.......are you making a woman suit????

Jonal3. I like just cause you don't agree you just make up stuff. I used to do that when I was 7 years old. We have a TON of turkeys and they do mess up our deer. Ive seen it. Since you know everything them maybe you can tell us how to fix our problem. Me and two other members are all say our president is not a very smart man but he is the current president cause he killed the biggest deer.

Y'all gonna destroy squirrel nests too?

Cletus, No. I appreciate the honesty and mostly the friendliness around these parts. You people need meds.

You are correct he is not a very smart feller. I dont know what else to say.

He is sure using some good bait and tackle...... I hope

I apologize for all the rudeness you have encountered here, Whild Bill. Its obvious that your post is serious, and deserves a serious answer.

Since your problem is in Coosa Co, and I happen to live in Coosa Co, then it seems logical that I should be the one to help you out. And I am a preacher and I'm always looking for chances to help people.

There is no doubt those turkeys are ruining your deer hunting; they must be eliminated or you will probably never kill another good buck on the property. The solution is simple - give me a key to your gate and permission to hunt this spring. I will eliminate all the gobblers this spring, and with no gobblers to breed the hens, there won't be any nests. How could your club president argue with logic like that?

I am trustworthy, honest, and an experienced turkey hunter. I have to do it legal, so I can only kill 5 myself, but I will take others with me and we will solve your problem.

So now we will see if your president really wants to SOLVE the problem, or just find something to complain about. Get me that key and your troubles with turkeys will be over.

I'm not too far away either! I want a key also. Ill destroy five more of those damn birds. In fact I'd even pay you to do it.

whild bill, you hunt in coosa and live in Birmingham? I swear I think I know who this is, gotta be a troll....pulpwhood ring a bell???

whild bill, you hunt in coosa and live in Birmingham? I swear I think I know who this is, gotta be a troll....pulpwhood ring a bell???

You've gotten several offers from known turkey killers. Take them up on it. There, I solved your problem. I would offer to come up and help but I don't play well with stupid people, so I better stay round here. Good luck with your "turkey problem."

Do a control burn right around nesting/hatching time. Turn those deer eating buzzards into crispy critters.

you lost me at our president is the president because he killed the biggest deer. Well done before then though

Bullchit! That's the 2nd dumbest statement in this thread.

Jonal3,

Known killers? you are a joke. I don't let strangers on my land. I plan on talking to the club more about this to see what we can come up with. I went in here for advice but only receive stupid texts from Johnal3. Plus we don't want added pressure on our deer so your plan doesnot fit our goals to keep this land as natural and least pressure as possible. That's why we decided to spend the money to high fence it.

CM1975: Troll? is that like a saskwatch? Pulpwhood? I don't think im the only one who hunts in coosa from bham.

I am now more stupid for having read this thread.

Thanks a lot and good luck killing off all of your animals on your land but deer.

Have y'all tried destroying coyote nests? There hard to find but that the best way. Usually in an old hollow spot in a tree. They kick coons out and use the nest. Sometimes the coons and yotes use the same nest.


Kinda like a gopher tortoise and diamond back.

I think your club would benefit more from trying to find the coyote nests.

Ok, Im about done with this stupidness. N2deer, I bet you shoot yotes don't you to help your deer. doesn't mean you are trying to kill all the wild life off your land does it. Nuff said. You people make it sound like our club shot your dog or something. Only decent idea I got here was the burning.

How can you consider what we're saying stupidness, when your talking of trying to wipe out a population of birds that many of us spend a bunch of money on to try and protect?

As Forrest Gump said... Stupid is as stupid does

Also, You can't fix stupid... But here is your Sign!

Trolls are best to be left alone, then they go away.

LOL - More fun to feed them!

Thread of the year!!!

If you put up a high fence before you get finished leave a couple hundred yards stretch open. Go to the other side of the property and set fire. This will push all them dumb turkeys and all predators out the open side and then close the remaining non fenced area and problem solved. No turkeys in the fence and no predators.

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yep

Burning will help the turkeys, they can see better and have better nesting habitats afterwards as well as more food.

B- quit giving this guy serious answers!

Somebody do a IP check please.
The troll is strong in this one.





God Bless,
David B.

First Place Troll of The Year goes too.....

I did that after his second post today.

Or first place IDOT.

[quote=Whild_Bill]Jonal3,

Known killers? you are a joke. I don't let strangers on my land. I plan on talking to the club more about this to see what we can come up with. I went in here for advice but only receive stupid texts from Johnal3. Plus we don't want added pressure on our deer so your plan doesnot fit our goals to keep this land as natural and least pressure as possible. That's why we decided to spend the money to high fence it.

CM1975: Troll? is that like a saskwatch? Pulpwhood? I don't think im the only one who hunts in coosa from bham. [\quote]

Well heck, if it's fenced then you need to call Jughead! I heard he's hell on those canned turkeys! Lol! (Sorry JH had to bring u in on this)
But you are right, I am a joke, especially when it comes to turkey hunting. That's really why I didn't offer to help. If you put a top on that place along with the fence, I still couldn't kill one.

I think someone is using mommas email addy again. She is going to stripe them legs after I call her.

I knew something smelled fishy..................

Is his momma in real estate?

Cancel that....ain't the kids......that means daddy is using mommas email to start trouble again..... Cabo looked like fun by the way.

Not mommy......wife is though.

Scratch that. What a IDOT.

LOL! YEKRUT, nice detective work. Just having a little fun. Man these guys are serious in here. I thought this forum could handle a little tongue and cheek humor! Man that was funny

Most of the time this kinda stuff stays in the sports forum. I'd like to see it stay that way. This has always been the calmer type, get it done forum. Oh well. Maybe they won't ban you for too long.

well, I enjoyed it

It's the internet, just remember that everyone has an identity. If you want to fish go to the sports forum and cast a line. If you want to talk turkey you are in the right place.

I was in your neighborhood over the weekend, if y'all have an HOA I would check into changing that road name......

LOL!!!!!!good stuff.

LOL...this has to be a joke but I'm going to assume for a second that it's not...so your president is really president cause he killed the biggest deer??? That's good stuff right there.

Scramble some turkey eggs up with that stringer of fish you've caught. The hen eggs eat better than the gobbler eggs, though. The gobbler eggs taste like crap.

I aint nearly gullible enough to get pulled into this pal. Leave me out of it. Lol!

I can honestly say that this is the first thread that has ever got my blood boiling. Well Done.

Fellas,

Not intended to get people actually mad, just having some fun in a forum that I thought was a little more light hearted. Go back and read the thread if you were mad and hopefully you will get a kick out of it in the end. A buddy of mine bet me I couldn't get four pages. I barely did, I had YEKRUT or "The General" hot on my trail. All in good fun guys. I now see this is a serious group and would like to get some advice from "proven killers" if yall will let me hang.

Well, Well. I see nothing has changed around this place. Folks still destroying mother nature, and for what? Every one of ya'll should be ashamed for what you are doing.

Heck, I enjoyed it. It was obvious it was for fun to me.

Haha here comes 4 more pages now. YEKRUT who is this one?

See what you did, brought a deer farmer up in the turkey forum.

I've gotta say, didn't bother me. Was just too obvious! Quite funny

Awww hell, PETA freak done showed up.

What, you have a problem with PETA folks? Why? Because we stand up for those that can't stand up for themselves? Big man you are.

obviously was a joke, "destroying mother nature" is a bit dramatic .......and the thread changes to peta and/or domestic terrorism

Be careful, he'll tell his boyfriend on you.

I'm very proud of destroying beaks one at a time.

You are a terrible person.

Whild bill, I am a little gullible at times. I really thought this was a joke, but have talked to some people that this kind of thought process is not out of their realm of belief. Lol! Good luck getting anything out of the killers. It's to close to season to take any chances on getting jinxed. Read the sticky at the top and it'll get you started. The rest comes from turkeys "beating you down" all spring. Good luck with it.

I agree.

somebody at PETA needs to get the memo about increased deer populations each year. Improving land habitat and ethical hunting practices works on game animals. Domestic terrorism not so much.........

wait, am I being trolled again?

No, you stand up for animals because you don't have sense enough to stand up for yourself.

And a murderer!!!

Tears4Deer, this is the turkey forum. None of us are interested in hurting a deer. If you want to protect all animals from us horrible people, then you need a name change. PM Shaw and I'm sure he'll change it for ya.

How about you shut up.

I stood up on his head. Felt really good about myself afterwards.

Lol, 10 pages is my guess

Ugly bastard had it coming I bet.

You know it, he taunted me the last time.

PETA.....
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