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Funny Southern sayings.
#888324
03/05/14 03:26 PM
03/05/14 03:26 PM
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Posts: 9,661
Pisgah Al
Bigbamaboy
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Joined: Dec 2012
Posts: 9,661
Pisgah Al
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Beadlecombs reference to the elusive soup sandwich got me thinking about some of the stuff we say and ppl just look at us, especially up north.
I like:
Tits on a boar hog.
Fine as frog hair split four ways
Dry as cracker juice
Slick as deer guts on a door knob
Burn the bearings.... Thanks Daniel
Nervous as a cat on a hot tin roof
Too big a cat to get tricked by a kitten
Not seen you in a month of Sundays
Sweatin like a whore in church
Those aren't all, but the ones that i may use at any given time.
What's yours?
Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?
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Re: Funny Southern sayings.
[Re: Bigbamaboy]
#888343
03/05/14 03:31 PM
03/05/14 03:31 PM
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Joined: Mar 2013
Posts: 15,060
Tuscaloosa Co.
N2TRKYS
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
Joined: Mar 2013
Posts: 15,060
Tuscaloosa Co.
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Slap wore out
Busier than a one legged man in an a$$ kicking contest
Ugly as homemade sin
83% of all statistics are made up.
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Re: Funny Southern sayings.
[Re: leroycnbucks]
#888344
03/05/14 03:31 PM
03/05/14 03:31 PM
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Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 15,547
Panhandle Florida
PaschalBD
Used to be TiderBD
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Used to be TiderBD
Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 15,547
Panhandle Florida
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Slicker than elephant chit on a linoleum floor.
A servant of God and of the Lord Jesus Christ.
USAF Veteran
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Re: Funny Southern sayings.
[Re: N2TRKYS]
#888356
03/05/14 03:33 PM
03/05/14 03:33 PM
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Joined: Dec 2012
Posts: 9,661
Pisgah Al
Bigbamaboy
OP
14 point
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OP
14 point
Joined: Dec 2012
Posts: 9,661
Pisgah Al
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Slap wore out
Busier than a one legged man in an a$$ kicking contest
Ugly as homemade sin I forgot about homemade sin. I use that often.
Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?
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Re: Funny Southern sayings.
[Re: Bigbamaboy]
#888357
03/05/14 03:34 PM
03/05/14 03:34 PM
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Joined: Jan 2014
Posts: 10,543
Scottsboro, Al
jbatey1
Lucky Bastage
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Lucky Bastage
Joined: Jan 2014
Posts: 10,543
Scottsboro, Al
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My gf just said she was "madder then a wet hen" that I'm always on this site.
The fool tells me his reasons; the wise man persuades me with my own.
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Re: Funny Southern sayings.
[Re: Bigbamaboy]
#888360
03/05/14 03:34 PM
03/05/14 03:34 PM
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Joined: Jan 2014
Posts: 10,543
Scottsboro, Al
jbatey1
Lucky Bastage
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Lucky Bastage
Joined: Jan 2014
Posts: 10,543
Scottsboro, Al
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colder than a witches tit in a brass bra
The fool tells me his reasons; the wise man persuades me with my own.
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Re: Funny Southern sayings.
[Re: NightHunter]
#888373
03/05/14 03:37 PM
03/05/14 03:37 PM
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Posts: 15,547
Panhandle Florida
PaschalBD
Used to be TiderBD
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Used to be TiderBD
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Posts: 15,547
Panhandle Florida
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That gal has an ass 2 axe handles wide.
That boy been beat by the ugly stick.
A servant of God and of the Lord Jesus Christ.
USAF Veteran
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Re: Funny Southern sayings.
[Re: Bigbamaboy]
#888375
03/05/14 03:37 PM
03/05/14 03:37 PM
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Joined: Jan 2014
Posts: 10,543
Scottsboro, Al
jbatey1
Lucky Bastage
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Lucky Bastage
Joined: Jan 2014
Posts: 10,543
Scottsboro, Al
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hotter than a billy goats ass in a pepper patch
The fool tells me his reasons; the wise man persuades me with my own.
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Re: Funny Southern sayings.
[Re: Bigbamaboy]
#888392
03/05/14 03:40 PM
03/05/14 03:40 PM
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Posts: 10,543
Scottsboro, Al
jbatey1
Lucky Bastage
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Lucky Bastage
Joined: Jan 2014
Posts: 10,543
Scottsboro, Al
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don't know your Ass from a hole in the ground
Drunk as cooter brown
The fool tells me his reasons; the wise man persuades me with my own.
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Re: Funny Southern sayings.
[Re: Bigbamaboy]
#888394
03/05/14 03:40 PM
03/05/14 03:40 PM
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Posts: 39,582
Marshall County
FurFlyin
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 39,582
Marshall County
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One I heard the other day from one of the young guys at the shop:
"That dog's deader'n 2 Pac."
If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
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Re: Funny Southern sayings.
[Re: Bigbamaboy]
#888397
03/05/14 03:40 PM
03/05/14 03:40 PM
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Posts: 10,979
wedowee
daniel white
Booner
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Booner
Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 10,979
wedowee
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What in the Sam Hill
That crazy heifer
By George
Hey you and hickey
"You do and it will be the biggest mistake you ever made, you Texas brush popper" John Wayne
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Re: Funny Southern sayings.
[Re: Bigbamaboy]
#888398
03/05/14 03:41 PM
03/05/14 03:41 PM
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Posts: 21,622
colbert county
cartervj
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Feb 2007
Posts: 21,622
colbert county
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colder than a well diggers ass
“Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell where they already have it.” ― Ronald Reagan
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Re: Funny Southern sayings.
[Re: Bigbamaboy]
#888400
03/05/14 03:41 PM
03/05/14 03:41 PM
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Posts: 10,543
Scottsboro, Al
jbatey1
Lucky Bastage
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Lucky Bastage
Joined: Jan 2014
Posts: 10,543
Scottsboro, Al
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I never realized it, but when northerners hear some of these sayings they have to think we are crazy.
The fool tells me his reasons; the wise man persuades me with my own.
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