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Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Delmer] #888538 03/05/14 04:19 PM 03/05/14 04:19 PM
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2Dogs Freak of Nature Joined: Jul 2011 Posts: 37,430 Boxes Cove	Don't crank the tractor, if you ain't gonna plow. Don't worry bout the mule, just load the wagon. Don't try to understand em, just rope em, tie em and brand em. That's a long row to hoe. (this one is mis spoke by Yankees as long road to hoe. Ya don't hoe a road! ) "Why do you ask"? Always vote the slowest path to socialism.

Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #888547 03/05/14 04:22 PM 03/05/14 04:22 PM
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extreme heights hunter Booner E Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 14,054 Over yonder	BOY, you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the directions on the heel. He's full of piss and vinegar. Crazy as a sprayed roach A phrase I coined- HEY, it's your possum, cook it how you want to I'm fu__ing this goat, you hold it's horns Queer as a 3 dollar bill That boy is as happy as a faggot with a bag of rubber d__ks Is a pigs ass pork? Full of more chit than a christmas turkey

Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #888555 03/05/14 04:26 PM 03/05/14 04:26 PM
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Bigbamaboy OP 14 point Joined: Dec 2012 Posts: 9,661 Pisgah Al	Few French fries short of a happy meal. Aint seen you in a coons age. That would gag a maggot. Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?

Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #888568 03/05/14 04:32 PM 03/05/14 04:32 PM
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N2TRKYS Old Mossy Horns N Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 15,057 Tuscaloosa Co.	I've been to 3 goat ropings and 2 State Fairs, but I ain't never seen nothing like that. 83% of all statistics are made up.

Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #888579 03/05/14 04:38 PM 03/05/14 04:38 PM
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icducks 8 point Joined: Jul 2012 Posts: 2,395 Albertville	fuller than a tick on a tampon off like a prom dress shes so fine i would suck a fart out of her butt Last edited by icducks; 03/05/14 04:39 PM. Fins and Feathers www.tackletrap.com

Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: icducks] #888586 03/05/14 04:42 PM 03/05/14 04:42 PM
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mzzy 8 point Joined: Dec 2012 Posts: 1,773 alabama	I gotta piss like a Russian racehorse

Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #888587 03/05/14 04:42 PM 03/05/14 04:42 PM
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BhamFred Freak of Nature Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 36,987 alabama	my favorite....throwed a craving on me... I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted..... proud Cracker-Americaan muslims are like coyotes, only good one is a dead one

Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: icducks] #888594 03/05/14 04:43 PM 03/05/14 04:43 PM
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PaschalBD Used to be TiderBD Joined: Nov 2009 Posts: 15,547 Panhandle Florida	He'd phuck a snake if somebody held it's head. A servant of God and of the Lord Jesus Christ. USAF Veteran

Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #888621 03/05/14 04:59 PM 03/05/14 04:59 PM
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Turkey_neck Booner Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 14,933 Clanton	Damn y'all done took all the good ones. Would walk over a naked woman to get to a gobblin turkey!

Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: jbatey1] #888623 03/05/14 05:00 PM 03/05/14 05:00 PM
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Dixiepatriot Freak of Nature Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 23,219 Morgan Co.	Originally Posted By: jbatey1 colder than a witches tit in a brass bra Doing push-ups in the snow. http://familyfoundationfund.org Proud descendant of confederate soldiers. Auburn elitist

Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #888628 03/05/14 05:02 PM 03/05/14 05:02 PM
Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 14,933 Clanton Turkey_neck Booner
Turkey_neck Booner Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 14,933 Clanton	Hotter than a fresh f$$&3d fox in a forest fire. Would walk over a naked woman to get to a gobblin turkey!

Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #888632 03/05/14 05:03 PM 03/05/14 05:03 PM
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M48scout 12 point Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 6,090 Hoover, AL	When someone ask you if you're ready to go somewhere: "cat got a climbing gear?"

Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #888644 03/05/14 05:08 PM 03/05/14 05:08 PM
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Tru-Talker Booner Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 14,831 If you only knew.....	Has a hobby horse got a wooden d!ck... Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves... Confucius

Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #888651 03/05/14 05:14 PM 03/05/14 05:14 PM
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PRB Aldeer Sponsor Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 4,273 Marshall County	I know a guy who used to say he was so broke that if it cost him a quarter to take a chit, he'd have to throw up. I'm thinking that has to be a southern thing because I damn sure haven't heard it anywhere else! -------------------

Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: PRB] #888654 03/05/14 05:16 PM 03/05/14 05:16 PM
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bgarrett 8 point B Joined: Dec 2013 Posts: 1,316 Cherokee Co. Al.	"The whole nine yards" I bet no one knows where that came from. "NO GOOGLE" Give me a guess... It's not a Passion, it's an Obsession. That's what I tell my wife, but she promptly informs it's a disease to which is incurable.

Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: bgarrett] #888655 03/05/14 05:18 PM 03/05/14 05:18 PM
Joined: Nov 2009 Posts: 15,547 Panhandle Florida PaschalBD Used to be TiderBD
PaschalBD Used to be TiderBD Joined: Nov 2009 Posts: 15,547 Panhandle Florida	Originally Posted By: bgarrett "The whole nine yards" I bet no one knows where that came from. "NO GOOGLE" Give me a guess... Some of the gals I dated in high school??? A servant of God and of the Lord Jesus Christ. USAF Veteran

Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: bgarrett] #888659 03/05/14 05:20 PM 03/05/14 05:20 PM
Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 36,987 alabama BhamFred Freak of Nature
BhamFred Freak of Nature Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 36,987 alabama	Originally Posted By: bgarrett "The whole nine yards" I bet no one knows where that came from. "NO GOOGLE" Give me a guess... 27 feet of 50 cal ammo in a wing .... I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted..... proud Cracker-Americaan muslims are like coyotes, only good one is a dead one

Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #888681 03/05/14 05:37 PM 03/05/14 05:37 PM
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hyco 6 point H Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 865 Cantonment,Fl	9 yards is the length of ammo belt for a 50cal in a plane. Learned that on pawn stars.... take your kids hunting and you won't be hunting your kids

Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: BhamFred] #888693 03/05/14 05:45 PM 03/05/14 05:45 PM
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BOFF Booner Joined: Nov 2012 Posts: 10,157 Northport, Al.	Feeling fat and sassy. Sunday go to meeting clothes Opened a can of worms Don't cut off your nose to spite your face. I may not be the best, but my name is always among them. Once in a blue moon Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. God Bless, David B. Last edited by BOFF; 03/05/14 05:46 PM. Premium member #8925 Team Rack Addicts 2016 Aldeer Deer Champions

Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #888709 03/05/14 05:53 PM 03/05/14 05:53 PM
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