She said she would really like to meet that guy who spells backwards who sent me all those turkey calls. Said its the most annoying sound she ever heard.  She can't hold the calls against me, they sound good when I run them.  I can't believe it's taken me this long to realize what the heck his name meant.  Some people are a little slow.... Then there is AU trout bum No wonder I can't outsmart the pea-sized brain birds!
Author, Alabama's Best Fly Fishing
Author, Fly Fishing for Redeye Bass: An Adventure Across Southern Waters
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"I do not hunt turkeys because I want to, I hunt them because I have to." - Tom Kelly
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