My wife knows that she can ask me to do whatever she wants any other month of the year and I will more than likely go along....but turkey season is out. We got married, had kids, went on dates, went to other weddings, bought a house, do everything around turkey season. We don't even go on dates during turkey season so I can get up early and won't be tired, Season is to short to be wasting it on getting married and stuff.... IMO getting married during turkey season is like getting herpes, it just keeps on giving.


Some men are mere hunters; others are turkey hunters. —Archibald Rutledge—